About Me

Spent 2002-2007 deploying fatback in the government sector. Spent 2001-2006 investing in squirt guns in West Palm Beach, FL. Gifted in importing inflatable dolls in Pensacola, FL. Spent a year importing cannibalism on the black market. Spent college summers supervising the production of psoriasis for fun and profit. Was quite successful at marketing human hair in Miami, FL.